So you’re telling me that kids are eating mycelium and referring to themselves as “Shroomers”? Does no one else see anything wrong with this? Your kids are turning themselves into mushrooms. I read about a kid named Stuart from Idaho that ate so much mycelium and sat in a cool, damp room and nearly turned himself completely into a mushroom! Kids calling themselves “Shrigma Males” and talking about “Shrussy” is VERY DANGEROUS, these kids are in dire need of help! Whenever I was a kid, the hot new thing was punk rock and that was DANGEROUS as well! Do you really want to wake up and go check on little timmy only to see a giant MUSHROOM in his place? I didn’t think so.

The best way to stop your child from transforming themselves into a mushroom is definitely to take away the mycelium. I’d also suggest getting a dehumidifier and heater for their room to prevent them from creating a cool damp environment that would jump start the so called “Shroomer Lifestyle”! This is almost as big of an issue as the slimeoids that I presented in my last post! These two things may even co-relate some how. The whole thing is seriously scary. First we have these slime molds taking over and inhabiting humans and now we have kids eating dirt and soaking themselves in water… I think we may have a hostile mushroom takeover on our hands.